A photo of me. No, I swear!

Greetings, I'm the webmaster of PUSSYROACH. Like many others, I have a name, age, and sex, but for our purposes those are irrelevant. (If you must know, I am an adult.) I initially made this website just to organize my drawings somewhere, but I decided to have some fun with it and add whatever else to it.

I'm a pre-med who plans to become a pathologist once I'm out of med school. I love chemistry, biology, infectious disease, and more!

I have an assortment of hobbies. My favorite and the one I consider myself the best at is drawing, and you can find a gallery of my works here. I also enjoy playing bass guitar & drums, reading books, writing, daydreaming, occasionally playing a video game, peeing, picking my nose, and cranking my hog. I just do any goddamn thing I want, really.

If you're looking for my socials, pack it up cuz I don't have any! If you wish to contact me, you can do so on my Neocities profile, my guestbook, or my Discord, herpessimplex.

My Pitchers ^

My Fravits

My Least Favorts

Music
Artists: Foetus, The Melvins, Melt-Banana, Alice in Chains, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Sisters of Mercy
Genres: industrial, doom+sludge metal, noise rock, post punk+gothic rock

Music
Artists: Taylor Swift, Cavetown, MCR, Twenty One Pilots, more I've blocked out of my mind
Genres: pop, indie folk, pop punk, whatever else

Movies
The Fly, The Thing, Braindead, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Big Lebowski, Hausu

People
Tryhards, followers, copycats, people with multiple hours daily screentime on their phone, people who complain a lot, people who can't think for themselves, people in general

Books
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The House of God, Something Wicked This Way Comes, A Confederacy of Dunces, Midnight in Chernobyl

Interwebs
How soulless everything is now... I mean, it's gotten so bad I've resorted to reading books

Video Games
Pokemon Black & White, Pokemon Emerald, Silent Hill 2, Dark Souls 1, Half Life, Portal, Castle Crashers

Not Being Able To Think Of More Things I Don't Like
No, really, I can't.

Infectious Diseases
Cholera, syphilis, ebola, varicella zoster virus, tetanus, cysticercosis

The Table Not Being Even
That's why I'm padding this out.

Misc
Bugs, cats, chemistry, microbiology, Youtube Poops, mourning black, blood red, machinery, gas masks, gross shit, wieners, titties, black coffee, sushi, gumbo, horse meat

Misc
Homeopathy, consumerism, blackberries, blue, pink, excessive use of internet slang, surface level understanding with no attempt to further one's knowledge, needing to sleep

Thank you to Graham McNicoll and Hallowdaze for the bug overlay

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