Hello Neoshitters! I came across this questionnaire and it reminded me of the ones I'd fill out in my Deviantart journals back in the day, so I had to do it. I saw The Game Hoard's answers, which inspired me to fill it out myself, and you can find the original blank template here.
1) time and date u started this?
6:13 PM 1/4/2025
2) asl?
I don't have one
3) opinions on musicals?
The songs tend to get on my nerves
4) favorite snack?
5) have u ever been in love?
I'm being in love RIGHT NOW!!! #LongTermMonogamousRelationship
6) favorite pokemon?
Deoxys
7) mario kart main?
Waluigi
8) tf2 main?
*long winded sigh* ...Sniper...
9) do you laugh at youtube poops?
Hell yeah
10) are you listening to music right now?
Unwound - Valentine Card
11) favorite shape?
Star
12) do you believe in astrology?
Nope
13) do you believe in the occult?
Nope
14) opinions on vocaloid?
I've heard Vocaloid songs that I've liked, but it's not something I go out of my way to listen to
15) would you ever want to be a rockstar?
If it means I magically become good at drums, then it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make
16) do you easily get stressed?
Yes and it SUCKS BALLS!
17) what is/was your favorite class in high school?
Biology
18) what pokemon type would you be? dual types are allowed lol
I've been told I'm Dark/Psychic but I think I'd be like, Ghost/Steel
19) rei or asuka?
Do I look like I know what a rei or asuka is
20) favorite html tag?
I love overusing divs
21) are you religious?
No (not adding I fucking love science img cause the two are not mutually exclusive)
22) opinions on nightcore?
Nostalgic
23) did you go through any major phase? (emo, goth, weeaboo, etc)
Furry and Narutard were major ones. I also go in and out of phases for different types of music but I think that's something everyone does
24) are you good at drawing?
So I've been told
25) do you crack your joints?
My fingers
26) do you read visual novels?
No
27) can you sew?
It's something I'm capable of, but not particularly skilled at
28) can you cook?
It's something I'm capable of, but not particularly skilled at
29) most expensive thing you've bought?
Probably just textbooks
30) opinions on cosplay?
It looks fun!
31) what's your most hated band/musician?
With most musicians I don't like, I don't judge people who do listen to it, but I outright refuse to associate with people who like Taylor Swift, so her I guess
32) are you a dramatic person?
I am in the sense that I tend to overreact to things emotionally, but I go out of my way to avoid making a big deal out of something or making it someone else's problem, so... Kinda?
33) what emoticon do you use most?
:D
34) can a miracle certainly occur?
Eh nah
35) would you let a vampire suck ur blood?
Is that even a question? YEAH DUH
36) do you have a celebrity crush?
There's musicians I crush on, but no one well known enough to really be a celebrity
37) do you like snow?
I've only seen it like 2 or 3 times #floridian
38) were you really into greek mythology as a kid?
I certainly liked it but it wasn't high on the list of my obsessions
39) what are some things you could competently deliver a speech on?
Infectious disease, 80s industrial, the relation between healthcare workers, the general populace, and big pharma
40) are you good at spelling?
I guess
41) which touhou wud u fuk?
Orin
42) do you think there's going to be a robot takeover?
I would consider the extremely concerningly high amount of people who are hopelessly addicted to the internet to be a robot takeover in a certain sense
43) HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR??!?!??!?!
NOT FAR ENOUGH!!!!
44) would you be an angel or devil?
I would be a sad crying fallen angel sitting in a graveyard with black wings and a black dress covered in blood drawn in the nightcore thumbnail stolen off of deviantart style
45) sine, cosine, or tangent?
Tangent
46) do you like licorice?
No
47) whats one thing you cant stand that everyone else loves?
I wouldn't say I "can't stand" dogs but if I ranked every animal on how much I liked them they'd be down there. Also I don't like memes and internet slang (I say as I continuously add the I fucking love science picture)
48) what books did you like as a kid?
All nonfiction I could get my hands on, Warrior Cats, Black Jack, the Pokemon manga, Zamonia, basically anything in my school library that had an animal on the cover
49) can you play any instruments?
Drums and bass. I like drums more but I'm better at bass
50) what song would you want to play at your wedding?
So, every single "our song" my s/o and I have are either breakup songs or just generally depressing as hell (I don't know if this is concerning or not), so probably not one of those... So I guess, like, Lovesong by The Cure?
51) do you believe in reincarnation?
No
52) finish the sentence: I'm just a guy who ______
Shits my pants and doesn't shower and bites people
53) have you been to another continent?
No
54) whats your worst habit?
Assuming the worst in people
55) favorite vegetable?
Broccoli and asparagus, also peppers but I don't know the consensus on whether that's culinarily classified as a fruit or vegetable
56) whats something stupid that scared the shit outta you as a kid?
Jim Carrey as The Grinch
57) whats one of your guilty pleasures?
Eating insects and small mammals
58) would you rather be a ghost or a vampire?
I tend to dress like a vampire but I actually like ghosts more, also being a ghost seems like a more peaceful existance. So a ghost
59) what do you fear most?
Losing what I have
60) do you sleep with any plushies?
No
61) what hobby do you just not understand?
Not having a hobby at all outside of scrolling and watching TV
62) do you like the taste of alcohol?
I can tolerate it
63) are you a hopeless romantic?
I am a hope fulfilled romantic #LongTermMonogamousRelationship
64) which deadly sin best fits you?
Envy
65) which of your physical features do you like the most?
The mole on my face
66) are your ears pierced?
Yes
67) have you ever been in a physical fight?
No
68) where do you buy your clothes?
Wherever the bands I like sell their t-shirts and Vampire Freaks
69) where would you live if you could live anywhere?
In a big ass creepy manor
70) do believe in magic? or is it all a trick?
Nope I don't believe
71) have you read umineko when they cry? you should!
Don't tell me what to do
72) what is the worst chore to do?
Cleaning the shower
73) what did your parents almost name you?
Lane
74) what would you want your name to be if you were not your current gender?
Assraping Andy
75) what were your first words?
Who give a shit
76) what do you want your last words to be?
I did it... for [random ass name that does not belong to anyone I know]
77) when did you first regularly start going online?
CONCERNINGLY young, I'm talking like 7 or 8
78) what year do you miss the most?
2012
79) are you psychic?
Psychic-IAN! (in the future I'm still premed)
80) would you fuck a clone of yourself? you're not allowed to kill yourself.
Hell yeah I would
81) what do you use to listen to music?
Spotify, so I'm personally responsible for musicians being underpaid, but I also use Bandcamp every now and then
82) whats the biggest city you've been to?
Atlanta
83) favorite animal?
#1 fave is a cat but the others are crabs, flies, anteaters, and ducks
84) what web browser do you use?
Firefox
85) are you allergic to kitty cats???????????
Yes but it's such a mild allergy it's easy to ignore
86) do you like energy drinks?
No. I do like coffee and tea, though
87) would ever spend money on tf2 unusuals/csgo skins/gacha pulls/etc
I have before many years ago but I wouldn't now
88) when do you usually go to bed?
It varies, anywhere from 9pm to 4am
89) how often do you wash your hair?
Once or twice a month (sounds gross but it's good for you trust me)
90) would you download a car?
Fuck you I would if I could
91) what was your favorite show as a kid?
Chowder
92) whats the silliest hat you own?
A fluffy polar bear head
93) what album/song do you're feeling angsty
Usually something by Crass
94) do you make OCs?
95) whats the goofiest thing you do when completely alone?
Straight up just run around in circles
96) do you like fireworks?
No
97) favorite painter?
Not strictly painters but Robert Crumb, Jack Davis, Daisuke Ichiba, Trevor Brown, and of course countless internet artists
98) favorite numbers?
8 is my favorite but I'm also partial to 7 and 5
99) what genre of vidya gaems are you really good at? (fps, fightan, danmaku, racing, whatever)
I kinda suck at all video games... I guess I'm alright at Pokemon
100) time and date you finished this?
7:41 PM 1/4/2025
That was fun! Thanks for reading!
Bricked upListening to: Unwound
Reading: Williamson, P. R., Jarvis, J. N., Panackal, A. A., Fisher, M. C., Molloy, S. F., Loyse, A., & Harrison, T. S. (2016). Cryptococcal meningitis: Epidemiology, immunology, diagnosis and therapy. Nature Reviews Neurology, 13(1), 13–24. https://doi.org/10.1038/nrneurol.2016.167
Watching: Porn
Playing: Majora's Mask 3D
Eating: Shit
Drinking: Black coffee